[Updated!]10 reasons why working out is seriously affecting your investments

1. Paying for a gym membership adds value to the gym, which affects your share value greatly (especially if you have planet fitness)

2. The rapid loss of mass in your body is making your investments plummet due to rapid virtual fat defenestration, effectively destroying your Ill-gotten metaverse gains since now internet jockeys see you as “fit”.

3. The fat guarding all of your trade secrets.

4. People see you as incredibly weak when you have no meat and fat on your bones. This in turn could affect stockbrokers' opinion of you, meaning you would get subpar stock tips.

5. You are wasting time working out when you should be at the computer looking at cryptocurrency trends and NASDAQ stocks.

6. Using an enemy company's workout equipment so flawlessly could hinder your stock growth as other gym goers might see the incessant gains you've just achieved and decide to buy said enemy companies' equipment/stock.

7. When you develop intense gains, you forget where you really belong in the metaverse.

Studies show that working out is bad for you as it makes your body have to repair after the constant "fitness" damage you've caused. Additionally, this means you will have a shorter lifespan and will cause you to miss out on fruitful stocks.

8. The "fit" epidemic is ravaging America, with more and more people trying to get gains every day it's no joke that hundreds of thousands of people are succumbing to the horrors of fitness.

9. You need to be stronger than this and continue living your discord mod lifestyle as studies conclude that being obese is better for stock gains.

10. Lastly, if you cancel a gym membership, with a gym that you own stocks in, this could negatively affect stocks especially if you are their only customer, effectively plummeting stocks for good in what we call an "Even Greater Depression"