Our Services

Our services are top of the line, we settle for no less.

Weight Loss

We make your fat ass move off the couch with our world-renowned cattle prod

Horse Semen Extraction

We Extract horse semen from most thoroughbred horses in America

Video Editing

We will edit your video to make you look PHAT

Hand Jobs

We get down and dirty to make sure your hands look wonderful

IT Help desk

Our IT professionals will help you with your IT problems

Investments Advice

We will give you top-of-the-line investment advice straight from the mouth of Mark Tilbury

What Our Clients Say

Dr. Karen Fumalee, They changed my life

"They changed my life by giving me some of the most helpful investment advice"